The First Black Bond: iPhone application
As Diddy and Jammie Foxx make viable or quite possibly unfeasible and ridiculous pleas for a shot as the first black James Bond, I’ve been polishing my agent skills deep behind enemy lines.
I am a stealth gazelle. I repeat. I am a stealth gazelle.
Monthly, I enter ninja mode and tote my iphone, suped up with 2.0 megapixel camera with photo geotagging capabilities and third party integration, to the dreaded Blockbuster vaults, where the newest dvd releases dwell.
Mission:
Gather vital information for MPNQ (my.personal.netflix.que).
Course of Action:
The quickest way to disseminate one hundred thousand dvds avaible to movie watchers is not online; it’s on foot.
Scavenging online for titles is a laboriously tedious task. To save time, I simply scroll through the aisles of Blockbuster (undetected) and snap photos of films.
Here is the problem:
Listen up Retro Netflix, Queuetastic – Netlfix Queue Managment, iPhlix – Netlfix Queue Manager, and any other obscure iphone app. developer who plans on delving into developing low budget Netflix phone apps.
Typing on the iphone should be avoided at all cost. I repeat. Typing on the iphone should be avoided at all cost.
It is equivalent to pecking. And Bond (especially a black Bond) doesn’t peck.
Here is the solution:
DVD recognition technology. While in my, let’s call it photoflix account, which I downloaded for 99 cents in the app. store, I take snapshots of DVD’s that interest me. Those photos are then cross referenced with a database of DVD covers.
Once the corresponding DVD is located, the movie is instantly added to my Netflix que and the crooked mouth bandits at Blockbuster remain unaware of my operative mission.
The app. would essentially work in a fashion equivalent to Shazam.
Cashflow:
Getting paid is easy. Pennies stack 99 cents at a time. And penny stacks are the first step towards paper stacks.
The first black Bond, signing off.
